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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How did the pre US Civil War southern fire- eaters manage to so wildly miscalculate the consequences of secession?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

No go.

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read